Jonathan Papelbon, you are not intimidating.
Hitters are not intimidated by his wicked stare, or the puff of breath he blows out through that hole in his face. He is not scary. Big deal, he can throw a 98 mph fastball. So can many other big league pitchers. He would never make it as a starter, despite popular belief. He is not a "wild thing," nor is he even worth the money he gets paid to look like an ass.
Jonathan Papelbon, you are not intimidating. You are just a bitch.
